AND THE WINNER IS!?!?!?!


well well well, look who finally decided to post, I'm gonna pretend it took me so long to post because i was waiting for something important to say... and i am. after lots of debating and research i am here to announce the dbag of the month for February, and the winner is...."Jeff Grantz" (i put quotes in on purpose because im not sure hes real).Jeff pulled out a flawless victory for the the second month of the year completely destroying all in his path with an unheard of amount of dbaggery, truly no one else stood a chance against this he man of douches. Most shocking is the absence of Jeff kaminski in the 2010 games as most of his "fans" thought he would have the first two months in his back pocket. But not to worry because the year is far from over and I'm sure that kaminski has a few tricks up his sleeve, and by tricks i mean poop. but not to be out done i will be upping my game for march as i myself have my eye on the douche bag of the year prize...and ill destroy any and all of you to get it.
on a more personal side note i am currently well into my summer project entitled "the last atlantian" a mocumentary about the last son of atlantis. it should shock and thrill all of you im sure.
on an even more personal note i will soon be starting improv class at the relapse theatre in order to improve my acting skills. I will also be taking classes over at sketchworks for on camera work, i am very excited and i have to personally thank atkins for helping me all the info and inspiration to take classes and carla for pushing me to take that big step forward and do something important.

2 comments:

Matt said...

I shudder to think what life will be like around here when you two (Jeff K & Steven T) titans of douche-baggery start to compete ruthlessly with no real Geneva Convention set up to protect anyone (mainly: me).

I weep for myself, and the rest of mankind. but mainly just me.

Hannah JS Davis said...

LOL Jerry.

I am psyched for you to start back with theater!

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