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Hi everybody,

Man, has it been a long time since I’ve done this. I do apologize for not throwing my two-cents in here on a more regular basis. All of us here at KREJ have been extremely busy on pre-production for our latest short, “Of Rats and Men,” which longtime followers (yep, still telling myself that someone is reading this) will know this to be the prequel to a feature-length script called “Rat Bastards” written by one Jeff Kaminski. (That’s right Tarantino we spell it like Americans!)

And boy has there been a lot of pre-production to do on this thing. One of the big things I’ve been working on is locking down one of the major filming locations. This will be the first time we use a real business for a location in the history of KREJ. Mostly we’d use friends’ houses and woods and stuff, but this time we’re using a couple different legit locations. One of those is a local branch of an exterminating company, and the other is an office building where one of our actors work. We’re excited to have gotten permission from these people and we thank them.

I had to lock down the Director of Photography and Assistant Director as well. I’m happy to announce that we’re again going to be working with Hakim Robinson and Regina Nicole from Eyes Entertainment as D.P. and A.D. respectively. We’ve previously worked with them on our last film project “Bored,” which I promise will be coming to you in one form or another very soon.

I’ve also been doing a lot of work organizing everything as far as emailing actors and crew. A lot of scripts and schedules and whatnot being sent back and forth. We are still waiting on a few members of the crew to be locked down, so we still might need some more help. If you’re in the area and would like to help, check out the KREJ needs Crew group on Facebook, and if you haven’t already, join the KREJ Productions group there as well. That group used to be the Tim and Katie fangroup, but we switched it over to an all-KREJ, all-the-time kinda thing. So if you were a member of the T&K group, you don’t have to join again, we already got you. We recently posted a few pre-production pics from “Of Rats and Men,” some pictures of people in costume, and a few from a couple table reads and rehearsals we’ve done so far. We also got a couple of really nice group shots with almost everyone in the cast.

Speaking of the cast, we’re thrilled to be working with a lot of new talent that we have somehow managed to aquire this time around. Of course, you’ve got fan favorites Steven, Trent, and myself returning, but a large portion of the cast are people we’ve never worked with before, and that’s something that’s very exciting for us. I’m telling you, we’ve got a really funny group coming at this thing, and I know they’re gonna get out there and make with the funny. A good bit of the performers are people Steven, Trent, and I have met recently in our Improv class at the Relapse Theatre in Atlanta. A few others, are people we’ve known for a little while, and even a couple of people that just answered our casting calls. We got really lucky to bring together all the talent that we have.

I also wanna give a couple of shout outs. First one goes out to Stephanie Norton. Some of you might know her as an Executive Producer on Tim and Katie, others might know her as Kaminski’s mom, we know her as the person who feeds us when we’re on set (and God are we grateful). Stephanie deserves a huge shout out because she saved our ass on this one. As some of you might know, we had a company (that to my understanding predominantly makes animal/mascot costumes for Furries) enlisted to create the rat costume for one Stevie Teuchert to wear for his role. Last second, due to some beef they had with someone else, they decided to say, “oh yeah, we’re just gonna not do that.” We we’re willing to shell out our hard-earned money to these guys, and due to reasons that have nothing to do with us personally, they ditch us. Not good business friends. So anyway, who swoops in to save us at the last second, but Mrs. Norton herself. In just 5 hours (the other guys quoted us a month), she managed to bang this thing out, and man it looks a hundred times better than we ever imagined it. I bet it looks better than the one the other guys we’re gonna make us, cause we had the options to customize a couple of things. It saved us an ass-ton of money on the thing too.

The other shout out goes to our own Jerry, because he took a random stupid idea I had, and weaved it into gold. In this film, wrestling play a decent sized role in the story. We decided early on that we we’re gonna have one Johnnie Holland (who you might remember as Mr. Roberts from Tim and Katie) take on the role of a pro wrestler. I threw out the idea that we take a picture of him and make a t-shirt for my character to wear in the opening scene of the film. Again, he took the idea I had in my mind’s eye and made it a hundred times better than I expected. I guess what I’ve learned here, is to quit having such low expectations for everyone around me. Hmm, I guess I’m an asshole. All’s that’s left to do now is get in touch with the guy who’s supposed to be having the shirt made for us, so we can have it in time.

I mentioned earlier that I haven’t blogged in a good while (which explains why this blog never seems to end), and I plan on making up for that during the shoot. Every night, after we wrap, I’m going to do a new blog reporting of the events from that day’s shoot. It’ll be like a short diary from the set. Very short seeing as how we’re only planning on shooting for four days.

All of this work we’ve been doing, and I still got a to-do list almost two pages long. I still gotta call the people at the locations, call the t-shirt guy, get a hair-cut, wait til my costume arrives so I can make sure it fits right (then have it altered if it doesn’t), re-read “Rat Bastards” to refresh myself with it, take meetings with a few different people for scoring and music and stuff, record an actual song, figure out this whole damn carpooling situation, make a shit-load of phone calls, and then I just gotta send about 37-thousand emails. Fun. Oh well, at least I got stuff to keep me busy these next few days until we shoot.

But, it hasn’t been all “Of Rats and Men,” for me. I have, whenever I can find the time, been working on a couple of other writing projects. The first being a very very rough draft for a feature length script we would love to tackle next summer, entitled “How Not To Make A Movie.” It’s very loosely based on a true story involving us fellas at KREJ, and our experiences in the business of show. The other is a very gritty buddy cop short entitled “T.J. Freelove.” It’s a story I’ve had in my head for well over 2 years, but haven’t written a word on it. I finally got behind the keyboard and started banging it out, and at this point in time, I’m roughly half-way through it. It’s got some very fun characters, and I know we’d have a blast shooting it. We’d like to shoot this sometime in the near future, possibly after whatever we shoot after this (I hear the stable boy has been cooking up a thing or two in that old noggin of his).

Oh piss, It’s 5:15 in the morning, and I’ve been pre-productioning my ass off for the last 5 hours. Time for sleep. Night. Bye.

-Grantzy

May Day! May Day!

Happy May everyone!

I have no idea why none of the other Krej people aren't blogging. I like how we are midway through May and Steven hasn't announced the winner of April's D-Bag contest. He shall be flogged for this.

OK, so as always things are very busy for Team Krej. The past two weeks we have been doing table reads at the Relapse Theater for our new movie "Of Rats and Men". It has been going amazing, we have recruited a wider range of actors this time around. And they have been awesome.

One of the things that I noticed during the readings though was the story was a bit lost. It was funny, but I feared the audience would have a hard time figuring out who they were supposed to cheer for. I had myself flogged for not being a good writer. The good news though was that this had been figured out early on.

During pre-production on "Tim and Katie" I had a gut suspicion that the relationship between Tim and Jimmy needed to be worked out more. But I ignored this as I was to busy just trying to get the movie made. That was a big mistake. And after the first table read I got that same gut feeling, that something in the script wasn't right.

So now that I have learned from my mistakes I reworked the script. This afternoon I finished up what I hope will be close to the final draft. What was wrong was Steven and Grantz's characters were drowned out, so I gave them an opening scene and reworked how they interact with everyone else. With a bit of luck the audience will now know they are the central story.

In other "Of Rats" news we filled out the cast and locked in one of the locations. We were hurting to have access to an actual exterminator office. Good ol Jeff Grantz came through and found us one. Now we just need to find a house we can film in over a weekend and all locations are locked.

So far pre-production has been much better then it was on "Tim and Katie". At this point last year we had one location and lot's of question marks. All we need now this year is one more location and a director of photography (and camera). Both of which we have some options for. It is a very good feeling, and I am somewhat on guard. Normally things don't go this smoothly for us, so I am sure something bad is about to happen.

Outside of that not much has been going at Krej Productions. We have been hyper focused on "Of Rats", which doesn't leave time for much else. With production slated to begin at the end of June, it's time to dig in and get ready. Going to get onto the other guys for not posting more, stay tuned for more Krej Heads!

Your Hero,
Jeff K

Cutting it Close

Hola,

As I promised I would try and get around to posting more then once a month. And here I am at the last moment fulfilling my promise. Cutting it close? Maybe, but that's how we roll at Krej Productions!

So what's been going on at the scuttlebutt? As always a lot!

Starting casting for my new movie "Of Rats and Men". I have just a few roles left to fill. The big difference between this production and "Tim and Katie" is we are going outside our pool of friends to bring in actors. Thankfully Steven, Trent and Grantzy have been taking improv classes and have met new/talented people to help fill our ranks.

Another big change is the use of more locations. Which is proving to be the Achilles' heel. We are desperate for a house we can film in for a weekend, and a Pest Exterminator's office we can film in for about a day. The idea with all this new stuff is to up our production value. We want each film to be better then the last in some way.

In other production news Hannah Davis has begun story boarding the "Hero Sandwich" short. With a little bit of luck we will be able to show you more much sooner then later.

How about them Braves? Been hard to watch the 8 game loosing streak. But it's only April, and I have this deranged gut feeling that they are going to turn things around on May. Go Bravos!

For the three of you who keep up with the "Douchebag of the Month" competition, I have some news. Young Steven Tuechert is well on his way to clinching his first win. He easily has my vote. So if over the weekend he declares himself winner, he has my support.

As for the long lost "Director's Critiques" of "Tim and Katie" I will be honest with you. I haven't worked on it one bit. Not enough time on my end. Pre-Production for Rats has been taking up my time. And I feel that is infinitely more important. But if the stars align and I find some free time I will try and finish it up (when I last stopped I was about halfway done).

Last but not least, Jerry did a great job adding the "Talents" page to the website. Just needed to give him some props. Also if you want to help out with our summer productions let us know!

Peace out Krej Heads!
Your Hero,
Big Daddy K

P.S. You STILL need to listen to Titus Andronicus, that band has been getting me through a very craptastic week.

T&K Update 9000

Greetings and Salutations to you all! It's been a while since I've Scuttlebutt-ed, so I thought I would type up a little something something to keep you all abreast of what's been going on here at KREJ HQ.

For starters, things are in full-swing for pre-production for 'Of Rats And Men', our short-format version of Rat Bastards. We are gathering actors and actresses, and the script is almost finalized, and we have begun scouting for locations. We still need a couple more Actors and one Actress, so click up top under the Scuttlebutt title to go to our talent page, or just click here for details on the project, as well as more in depth information on what, or rather whom we are looking for.

In Tim & Katie news, we have made a new edit of the film, trimming some fat so to speak. The new run time clocks in at 50 minutes ( the original was 59 ), and in addition to a faster pace, there is more color correction and a better look and feel to the video, as well as better sound work. We'll be sending out this new version to film festivals as early as this/next week! So cross your fingers! Below are a couple pictures to show off the new look.

(It should also be noted, in payment for the quick turn-around on this baby, Steven bought me a chocolate cake. <3 )






One Love,
-Matt

Bored to Death

Hi everybody!

Friends of ours, and occasional collaborators, Eyes Entertainment have posted their 1st Quarter demo reel on their website. You may be asking yourself, how is this KREJ related? If so, then that's fantastic, because that means someone other than the 5 idiots here at KREJ are reading this thing. The answer is, featured in this demo reel are clips from the most recent KREJ Project, "Bored," a short film which I wrote and directed, and that stars KREJ usual suspects Jerry, Trent, and Steven, and KREJ first-timer Eric Colom. The demo reel also features some clips from a film that Trent and I worked crew on for a couple days, entitled "The Morning After," which we had a lot of fun working on.

The link for the demo reel is: http://www.eyesentertainmentinc.com/content/index.php?option=com_seyret&Itemid=57&task=videodirectlink&id=13

The Cinematographer for Eyes Entertainment, one Hakim Robinson, did a great job on all of these projects. They really look amazing. I swear, if we had just one shot at it, we'd steal his camera in a heartbeat (just kidding Hakim).

We encourage you to give it a watch, and leave them some feedback on their website, which is: http://www.eyesentertainmentinc.com

And for those of you wondering when you might get a chance to see "Bored," a dark comedy in the format of an extended movie trailer (similar to the trailers in Grindhouse), in all it's un-glory, we are currently in the midst of post-production on it, and we'll be throwing it up on the website as soon as it's good and ready, OK?! Back off man!

Nooch,
-Grantzy

Want news? Oh I can get ya some news!

Hellowski from the polski!

I trust the nice spring weather is treating all you very nicely. It's been a while since I have posted, but I assure you this has been because of a busy schedule and not laziness. So, where to start, where to start...

OK first things last, I've been doing A LOT of writing lately. Finished up a 1st draft of my summer project "Of Rats and Men". Going to refine it some more in the next few weeks. Also started pre-production on the project. Trying to round up actors and locations. Was able to get Trolle (Tim and Katie gore master) to sign on to help with some special effects stuff we will need for it.

If you happen to know anyone who works at an "Exterminator Company", please let me know. I really need to lock down that location before the end of spring. Also here is some concept art for Steven's character in the film.Pretty neat huh. We have Hannah Davis to thank for that! Everyone give her a round of applause. And while your at it give me one to, I figured out how to post a picture without Jerry having to tell me how to do it.

In more writing news last weekend I also tried an experiment. I wanted to try and see how much of a script I could write over the span of a weekend. The story has been in the back of my head for the past couple of years, and it seemed like a good time to flesh it out. I was able to get the story done and about 60 pages of dialogue. It was fun pushing my mind and body to the limit, there was very little sleep on my end. But it was worth it, I really like the story and can't wait to finish it.

In other Krej writing news, Jeff Grantz and myself have been working with another company developing a TV pilot. It's been an interesting process. We had to sign an NDA (non-disclosure agreement) to start on the project. So legally I can't tell you anything story-wise about it.

What I can tell you is that it was originally to be a feature-length film. A few companies said they would rather do it as a TV show, So the company put out a call for writers. Thankfully someone Grantz and I had previously worked with, put our names in the hat.

So we have been trying to turn the full-length script into a short TV pilot. It's been pretty fun. The producers kind of gave us cart blanche to develop new characters and story arcs. We will be sure to keep you posted on what we can. The plan right now is spend the weekend trying to get a rough draft (last night we finished up a strong outline) done and in the hands of the producers.

In "Tim and Katie" news, Jerry is very close to finishing up a re-edit of the film. This new one should be faster-paced and cut some scenes down that may have dragged on a bit too long. He also did some really nice color correction on it that makes it look amazing.

Also I am going to try and finish up my critique on Tim and Katie in the next week. I am about halfway done with it. Unfortunately it has been somewhat of a low priority as my plate is very full at the moment. You will be able to read this critique in the newly-implemented Critique section of our website. There, KREJ Directors will self-critique their projects, and offer up all sorts of insight into the various stages of production. Rumor has it Steven is writing one up for Saving Suburbia, KREJ's first short film we worked on.

Whelp time to be hitting the ole dusty trail. I will be doing my best to post more this month, but no promises. Take it easy Krej Heads!
-Jeff K

P.S. If you haven't heard of the band "Titus Andronicus" go listen to them right now. They have an album named "An Airing of Grievances", like from the "Festivus" episode of Seinfeld. If that hasn't sold you on them, you might be in dire need of intense psychiatric help.

He did it ladies and germs

Well with a new month comes a new champion, in the form of jeryy assberger. Pulling now punches and delivering a showstopping preformance last month jerry managed to beat out every other competitor for the douche bag glory. his prize for this accomplishment for this feat is a free can of axe body spray
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