KREJCAST Episode
3: Mxyzptlk is Jerk Backwards
“This week, the
guys picked up some new microphones that actually sound good, and what do they
decide to do with them? Why they talk
about the Superman villain Mr. Mxyzptlk, of course, as well as Dragon Con,
Teenage Mutant (not alien) Ninja Turtles, and whether they would choose to
fight a T-Rex or a velociraptor.”
Your KREJCAST Hosts
Jeff Kaminski
Jeff Grantz
Steven Teuchert
0:47:
The Grub, coiner of the terms “Bleezy”
and “Precipice of a film”
2:34:
KREJCAST Soundinator Garrett Scates
(garrett.scates@gmail.com)
2:56:
KREJ is jerk backwards. Ya jerk!
3:03:
Kaminski and Jerry. A Couple of KREJs
3:08:
The Original KREJ line-up
L to R: Matthew “Jerry” Aschberger,
Steven Teuchert,
Jeff Grantz, Trent Whitmire and Jeff
Kaminski
3:38:
Mr. Mxyzptlk
4:01:
Smallville’s Doucey Euro Version of
Mxyzptlk
4:41:
There are only so many ways to trick an
imp into saying his name backwards
4:57:
Mxyzptlk, not to be confused with Rumpelstiltskin…
5:01:
…or this guy…
…uh, wait, I mean, this guy…
Beetlejuice
Don’t forget this guy…
Candyman
5:26:
Come on Hollywood. We’re doing all the work here!
6:54:
Cast of Team P.R.O.O.F.
L to R: Murray Mayweather (Craig Zeiss),
“Wolf” Wolfgang Kowalski (Jeff Grantz),
Megan Mayweather (Melissa Owens), &
Ira Flick (Steven Teuchert)
7:46:
ABC’s of Death
8:12:
Still from T is for Toilet, the entire
reason why
T does not stand for Team P.R.O.O.F.
9:01:
This film was not written by Jeff
Kaminski, no matter
what bill of goods he is trying to sell
you.
9:35:
See 2:20 for why Grantz was flailing his
arms about so much.
(Also that bartender has got the moves)
11:00:
Looper.
I did get to see it, and it was awesome.
11:23:
Joseph Gordon-Levitt Make-up Comparison
13:44:
Delta commercial that Steven is an extra
in. Look for him in the white shirt
& black tie in the left foreground at
0:19, and on the far right at 0:17.
14:27:
Steven in a Little Caesar’s commercial
Other commercials that Steven is in:
Steven in a Sheetz commercial
And Steven in a Jack’s Hamburgers
commercial
17:05:
The only picture I still have from the
Studio. All class.
20:19:
Dragon-Con:
…the happiest place on earth…
Sort of...
21:16:
We met these guys while dressed as the
Ghostbusters at Dragon-Con
(those poor men)
Steven also met Terry Gilliam while he
was dressed as a Ghostbuster
Kaminski was Jesus
22:54:
Beerbusters!!! (Kaminski as a Beerbuster
and Jerry as Stay Puff)
23:05:
Look out, Felicia Day! The Beerbusters
will save you… what’s that?
Oh, they passed out somewhere? Felicia,
you’re on your own.
23:44:
Doctor Horrible is Awesome!!!
23:52:
Grantzy rode in an elevator with Martin
Klebba from
“Pirates of the Caribbean," "Project X” and “Scrubs”
24:40:
Kevin Sorbo: On the way to the top… floor
24:50:
Michael Rosenbaum sounds like a pretty
cool dude, if he ever
stops bragging about his doctors and
lawyers
Kaminski also got to meet William
Atherton from Ghostbusters
26:22:
Arrow’d!!!!!
26:25:
Arrow makes Steven feel inadequate
28:20:
Baby Monkey video that we referenced
briefly. We watched this video before recording the
first episode of
KREJCAST and quite a few times since. You're Welcome!
28:33:
Video that Steven showed Carla to cheer
her up. Didn’t work.
31:35:
Avengers Assemble!!! Cuz Grantz is
already there.
32:05:
Joss Whedon is the Mwannn!!!
32:10:
Now You Are Too!!
(This is the song from the cinema classic
Orgazmo that we referenced, and
that Kaminski sang in the background
while Steven berated Grantz)
32:17:
At this point Kaminski and Steven began
talking about baseball, which
Grantz (the humble writer of this blog)
knows nothing about. So, instead of pics
or videos of boring old stupid sports
stuff, just watch this again:
33:10:
Vince McMahon. Wouldn't call that "fat."
Steven’s dumb.
34:10:
Rey Mysterio: bigger than Steven, but...
…Steven’s a little bit bigger than
Hornswoggle
35:00:
Again, I think Steven is wrong. Raptors are way scarier.
That’s right Raptorsssss. As in
plural, bitch.
Don’t believe me?
35:32:
Steven needs to watch this video and get
schooled
like this dumb little kid did.
I still wouldn’t wanna fuck with a T-Rex
though.
37:10:
This is why we don’t use VHS anymore.
37:26:
Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!!!
40:10:
Tom Welling is basically the fourth
member of KREJCAST at this point
40:28:
Seriously?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
41:00:
I like Kaminski’s idea better
41:31:
Ali G
(Notice: he is neither teenaged, a mutant,
a ninja, or a turtle)
42:00:
Michael Bay, why do you have to be you?
You are Gozer aren't you?
45:17:
Honey Boo Boo on South Park
aaaaaannddd…
James Cameron on South Park
46:43:
Cabin in the fuckin’ Woods. Watch it.
That’s all I have to say about that.
48:33:
“Don’t cry for me, I’m already dead.”
(Sorry, this is the best quality clip I
could find for Barney’s film)
1:00:45:
“Why is you’re hand wet?”
1:01:01:
Villains we want to see in a Batman
movie:
Killer Croc
Man-Bat
A Good Version of Mr. Freeze
A Good Version of The Riddler
Mad Hatter
1:01:43:
Bruce Campbell should have gotten to play
Mysterio
1:02:03:
A Horrible Movie. I’ll argue this fact with any 11-year-old…
I don’t care how cool he thinks he
is. He’s wrong.
Yeah, that’s pretty much the same thing.
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1:03:03:
The only way to defeat a Sandman
1:04:08:
What Sandman should have looked like
after
rolling around in the sewers: DooDooMan!
1:04:23:
What Grantz eats cereal from
1:05:03:
Capn Crunch: Pirates fights dirty. Don't let your guard down around this guy.
The
End. Check back soon for the KREJCAST
Episode 4 Companion Blog.
